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November 11, 2013 – Monologue Jokes
1. Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin lashed out on Saturday against members of the Republican party who agreed to end the government shutdown. Palin said, “Government works better when there are less...
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February 19, 2014 – Monologue Jokes
1. Over the weekend the U.S. men’s hockey team prevailed over host nation Russia in a dramatic overtime shootout. Then, after the game, Russian President Vladimir Putin visited the Russian locker room...
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June 4, 2014 – Monologue Jokes
1. President Obama says his dream now is to take a stroll, by himself, away from the White House. “Finally, something we agree on,” said Republicans. 2. Actor Jonah Hill is apologizing for saying “suck...
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June 18, 2014 – Monologue Jokes
1. In a recent interview, Mitt Romney said that Hillary Clinton’s political career has been a “monumental bust.” Said Bill Clinton, “Trust me, her bust isn’t that impressive.” 2. According to a new...
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June 10, 2015 – Monologue Jokes
1. According to a new survey, half of the apartment complexes in close range to two Texas Universities offer free, on-site, indoor tanning beds. When tanning expert Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi was asked...
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October 19, 2015 – Monologue Jokes
1. Microsoft has created a new chamber that has been certified as the quietest place on Earth. And, to keep it that way, the chamber will be screening a copy of “Mortdecai” on a continuous loop. 2....
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January 5, 2018 – Monologue Jokes
1. A group of Egyptian soccer players have formed a team for one-legged players. That story again, a group of Egyptians invented foosball: 2. According to a soon-to-be released book, President Trump...
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October 21, 2019 – Monologue Jokes
1. According to a new study, owning a dog is tied to lowering your risk of dying early by 24%. Counterpoint: 2. This week, NASA astronauts Jessica Meir and Christina Koch conducted the first all-female...
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November 25, 2019 – Monologue Jokes
1. According to a recent article, Mayor Pete Buttigieg only packed four shirts for his bus tour around Iowa. And when he says he only packed four shirts, he means it: 2. President Trump reportedly...
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May 14, 2020 – Monologue Jokes
1. Queen guitarist Brian May was hospitalized last week after tearing hit buttock muscles while gardening. Said May, “Please tell people I have coronavirus.” 2. The European Space Agency said this...
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